Sarcasm

Hi again. It's been a long time since I went to this site. Exactly 6 days, 15 hours and 22 minutes. I'm lying. I don't really go around counting the time I'm not on the computer, unlike SOME computer addicts. So, how's life with you guys? Mine is fine, I guess. There's nothing new with me. Except dad is learning how to bake cakes. That's kind of wierd, isn't it? Like just maybe say, I brought two pieces of chocolate cake today and the teacher who is a substitute goes around complimenting everybody's lunches. Maybe it's to make them feel happy or something. She says to this female triceratops, Anna, who brought a slice of apple pie today, "Wow! That apple pie is almost as sweet as your friend next to you!" Well, everyone kows Anna is tight enemies with Bub,(I don't know what he is because his ancestors are extinct already, so all of us just call him an inidentified dino. ID) and guess what? She took that slice of apple pie and threw it into the dustbin.Well, that was a pretty idiotic thing to do because her mom makes fantastic apple pies. Dad took baking classes and he kind of excelled in it? Mum didn't really agree about him taking baking lessons and they fought about it over dinner last night. Dad wanted me to taste his angel food cake and mum was saying that it wasn't very macho and all. So they had this huge brawl and I was left looking stupid sitting at the dining table chewing on my steak while mum and dad was yelling at each other. When dad said she was just jelous because he could bake Mum retired in her room in a huff. Dad's trying to make it up to her with her favourite, a blackforest cake. But somehow I don't think mum would really appreciate a cake. Today my friend Doughnuts asked a really interesting question. He asked the same substitie teacher where babies came from. And you may think I didn't know the answer bit I do. I may be a four-year-old but I am quite mature for my age. I don't believe it that many people still think fairies exist. I mean, come on! Everybody know they are just a figment of imagination. Now unicorns, THEY are the ones existing! Not fairies. The point is, about the babies. Want to know where they came from? Yes, they slid down from rainbows. Bet you didn't see that coming. I told you I wasn't dumb. Doughnuts fell off his scooter today and grazed his knee. Any other toddler would be crying their eyes out but not Doughnuts. He just examined his cut and ran around chasing everyone with it. That's what I like about him. But now he's suffering from infection and has to go to hospital. Well, that figures. Grammy talked about violence today. She says all wrestling games are violent and so are action and adventure movies. She says Government should not let violent mind-corrupting movies out. I don't know who governement is, but I hope he's a strong person. Grammy can really hit sometimes like she did when a thief tried to snatch her handbag. He ended up in jail with a a broken leg and arm. Oh yes, I learnt a new word today. Sar-casm, saying somthing that you don't mean. I love you all. xoxoxo bd

P.s. That last sentence was a sarcastic one. I'm not always sarcastic, I can be very nice... That was a sarcatic sentence too. To all Lord Voldemort fans, hats up to you, I'm one too. That rhymes, I know.