Holidays and H1N1

Looks like the holidays are here... Well, isn't that obvious? I actually thought next week wasn't a holiday, but the last week of school. It was dumb to find out just today that it was practically the last day and I didn't even know it. A lot of things has happened. Of course, that goes without saying. I mean, the world doesn't stand still in anyone's world, you know. Run your sword through time and run away before it runs the sword through you or something... That's the malay language saying, right? I hope so. Last day of school was pandemonium. The teachers put on the hokey-pokey song and made a dance. I feel so daft and stupid when I do that. And I really hate that song. And by the looks on the other kids' faces, it seemed like I wasn't the only one. We started dancing goofily, being encouraged by the teachers until suddenly and accidentally (yeah, right) this other dino who could be kind of a bully bumped into this more senior dino and caused him to fall down face first into this pudding a class of six year olds baked with their teacher. The senior dino was like a trainee teacher or something. But by the way he acted, I could tell he was so going to fail the exam. He was kind of covered in pudding and his face was red. Probably because he had a crush on this female teacher called Ms. Fanny and must have embarassed himself terribly. I mean, sure, who doesn't like Ms. Fanny? Well, I know one person and that's her ex-boyfriend or something but who cares, exactly? Oh yeah. the ex-boyfriend does. Hahaha. But seriously, the teacher ran out fo the room and down the stairs and by the whirring of a car engine, he must have drove off. That scene was in the newspapers and it was titled 'Pudding-Face Teacher Caught Speeding'. That was kind of insensitive because well, the poor guy's been embarassed to death and by the speeding description; maybe he did want to die. At that point, I'm kind of glad the police caught up to him, or else my friend the bully would have been a murderer and that would spell trouble... But I don't know, having a murderer for a friend might be kind of nice. I could turn him into an asassin and that would be a point for me. Okay, that is my news. Now let's go on about the world's news.
H1N1? Heard of it? I hope so, or you would be the most blear person on the universe like a frog under a coconut shell. That's a malay saying, too. Shortly, it means you're stupid and dishonourable and shold go dunk your head in tomato sauce... On second thought, turn it to chilli and feel the burn. Grammy talked to me about this and that's what she said. I'm just merely repeating what I've heard. Grammy says that some people just don't follow instructions about killing the H1N1 disease and they don't careunless they get it and might die any minute. Wait, cross that out, I mean they WILL die becasue there isn't a medicine. So we really should take care as not to make Grammy mad. I'm scared she'll get her blood pressure up. She could die that way. Well, I've really got to go now. I have better things to do than type all this and find out I didn't get any followers except one. Gee, guys, thanks a lot. I appreciate your help. Bye now.

Sarcasm

Hi again. It's been a long time since I went to this site. Exactly 6 days, 15 hours and 22 minutes. I'm lying. I don't really go around counting the time I'm not on the computer, unlike SOME computer addicts. So, how's life with you guys? Mine is fine, I guess. There's nothing new with me. Except dad is learning how to bake cakes. That's kind of wierd, isn't it? Like just maybe say, I brought two pieces of chocolate cake today and the teacher who is a substitute goes around complimenting everybody's lunches. Maybe it's to make them feel happy or something. She says to this female triceratops, Anna, who brought a slice of apple pie today, "Wow! That apple pie is almost as sweet as your friend next to you!" Well, everyone kows Anna is tight enemies with Bub,(I don't know what he is because his ancestors are extinct already, so all of us just call him an inidentified dino. ID) and guess what? She took that slice of apple pie and threw it into the dustbin.Well, that was a pretty idiotic thing to do because her mom makes fantastic apple pies. Dad took baking classes and he kind of excelled in it? Mum didn't really agree about him taking baking lessons and they fought about it over dinner last night. Dad wanted me to taste his angel food cake and mum was saying that it wasn't very macho and all. So they had this huge brawl and I was left looking stupid sitting at the dining table chewing on my steak while mum and dad was yelling at each other. When dad said she was just jelous because he could bake Mum retired in her room in a huff. Dad's trying to make it up to her with her favourite, a blackforest cake. But somehow I don't think mum would really appreciate a cake. Today my friend Doughnuts asked a really interesting question. He asked the same substitie teacher where babies came from. And you may think I didn't know the answer bit I do. I may be a four-year-old but I am quite mature for my age. I don't believe it that many people still think fairies exist. I mean, come on! Everybody know they are just a figment of imagination. Now unicorns, THEY are the ones existing! Not fairies. The point is, about the babies. Want to know where they came from? Yes, they slid down from rainbows. Bet you didn't see that coming. I told you I wasn't dumb. Doughnuts fell off his scooter today and grazed his knee. Any other toddler would be crying their eyes out but not Doughnuts. He just examined his cut and ran around chasing everyone with it. That's what I like about him. But now he's suffering from infection and has to go to hospital. Well, that figures. Grammy talked about violence today. She says all wrestling games are violent and so are action and adventure movies. She says Government should not let violent mind-corrupting movies out. I don't know who governement is, but I hope he's a strong person. Grammy can really hit sometimes like she did when a thief tried to snatch her handbag. He ended up in jail with a a broken leg and arm. Oh yes, I learnt a new word today. Sar-casm, saying somthing that you don't mean. I love you all. xoxoxo bd

P.s. That last sentence was a sarcastic one. I'm not always sarcastic, I can be very nice... That was a sarcatic sentence too. To all Lord Voldemort fans, hats up to you, I'm one too. That rhymes, I know.

medicine for earth

Hi, my name is baby deeno and for your information, I am a green dinosaur who is still in the process fof growing his tail. All the other dinos my age already have long tails. Im what my mother says is called a 'late bloomer'. I'm not sure what that is but I know I'm not a flower. Maybe mummy became mad or something? It's okay, I'm used to that. I went to visit grammy today. She kept going on about how the earth was dying because of our dumb ways. I asked mummy and she told me what gramy means is that the earth has a fever and needs to be taken care of. So I went to the forbidden medicine cupboard and took out a bottle of pills and antibiotic. I planted the pills in the garden and poured the whole bottle of medicine. When mum found out, she asked me what I was doing and I answered. She just laughed and laughed and laughed. That kind of hurt my feelings and I felt very- very,um.... indignant? Yes, that. I' not going to tlk to mum anymore. Not yet, anyway. Dad went out to the grocery store nearby called 'Gary's Groceries'. It's owned by a pterodactyl named Gary. Gary is still young but he started the grocery store on his own. Now he is practically a millionare. I find it kind of surprising. Millionares usually have more super business' and not just a grocery store. I saw this really snobby muffin ask him, "So, how did YOU get to be a millionare, my dear?" The way she said it was... I don't know, it was like she meet millionares everyday. So Uncle Gary (Yes, I have to call him that. Very degrading...) told her "Oh, yes... Ya see, this here old grocery store here is mine," Well, you can guess what happened. The lady choked on a seed from the bottle of lemonade she was drinking and died right there. I'm not sure if that's true or not but my fwen doughnuts swore it was true. Not really swore-swore. He just said "I swear on my fudge jammy caked doughnuts, it's TRUE!"... Or maybe something like that. Well, seems like I have to go swimming. I don't like swimming and you know why? I don't know how to. But I managed to just sit on the inflatable chair and float along. I hope nobody will suddenly get it in their head to push me off... I can't swim. Happy birthday xoxoxo bd

P.s. I just learnt greetings in English at school today. I'm not sure I really get it. Birthdays are special days and today IS a special day, so why not? Yes, I am an optimist. The earth will die one day. That's not a pessimistic sentence, it's a fact.